Me: Hey T honey, I appreciate that you did the dishes, but next time could you please turn the water off?
T: I thought I did turn the water off. *starts to get up*
Me: I turned it off for you, just remember next time.
T: *goes into the kitchen* HEY, the water IS off!
Me: I just told you that I turned it off for you.
T: No you didn’t! *stomps away*
Me: ……. *internal string of curse words*