ML is going back to school after a tenure in the psych hospital. In cleaning out her backpack I discovered rotten fruit, hoarded drinks, and, confusingly, a pencil case full of men’s cologne. I have so many questions. Did she steal the cologne? Trade for it? If she stole it….why? What in the world would she want with it? Just…what even?!? In the midst of these questions, I find myself giggling. At least with ML, things are never boring!