The New Placement Commandments

1. Thou shalt not answer the phone
2. Thou answered it, didn’t thou? What did I just say!
3. Damnit, it’s thy worker with a referral. Can thy take a 16 year old “just for a few days?”
4. Thy worker is lying. It is never a few days
5. I guess thy has four children now
6. Thou shalt not get attached, thy brain is mush and needs a nap
7. What does thee mean thou wants to adopt this kid?
8. This is the honeymoon. Thou shalt not trust the honeymoon
9. If thy trusts the honeymoon, thou shalt probably have a broken window or something soon
10. Now thy window is broken. Thou shalt do thy incident paperwork.


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